Monday, November 10, 2008

Gross, but too funny not to share!!!

I am a mother of a son, so I know what lies ahead of me as far as gross things go. But never in my wildest dreams did I think it would start this early! The other day I was giving Wyatt is second bath of the day, Dr's orders. He was splashing around and making me look like I was hit my a tidal wave. As I looked down at my sopping wet clothes, I spotted something out of the corner of my eye. I thought, "could it be a toy or a washcloth?" It was neither. I screamed in horror for Noah, he came rushing in because he thought Wyatt was hurt when I told him, "He pooped in the tub!" Noah was laughing and I was loudly barking orders at him to get Wyatt out of the tub and rinse him off in the sink. I then had the lovely task of scooping his "presents" out of the tub and flushing them down the toilet. After my adrenaline slowed down, I was able to laugh about the whole thing but I can honestly say I was disgusted. All in a days work as a mom!

3 comments:

Bethany Patrice said...

you are a better woman than me. Once when Parker did that I actually had to go and get Erik who was mowing the lawn and have him remove the present from the tub. I don't have the stomach for those things.

sharonie said...

oh so gross! hasn't happened here YET! At least he doesn't play with his poop!

Ninja's Mom said...

Ha ha! He hasn't pooped in the tub yet. But he sure has pooped on me! And it was the nasty kind. I just started cracking up. I thought Miguel was gonna puke. lol